If you're out at the club every week, you're bound to run into some interesting characters. Here are a few we've noticed admist Tampa nightlife over the years.
The Overenthusiastic Dancing Guy - Overenthusiastic dancing guy can be a funny, welcome presence or an expert at making your dance floor experience a ridiculously uncomfortable one. Either way, he loves awkwardly breaking it down and subtly creepily trying to get some human contact beside his own. Watch as he desperately tries to make eye contact, points his fingers, and dances like it's 1983...in 2011.
The Lurker - The Lurker is the shyer cousin of overenthusiastic dancing guy, but with the same potential for creeper-ness. He'll never hit the floor, but he'll lurk the perimeter like a hungry vulture looking for weak, wounded prey.
The She-Wolf Pack - The pack of girls that might as well just be one, singular girl. They're impenetrable. She-wolf pack time is no time for outside communication with the male species and, god forbid, if it is, they'll block your game so hard you'll feel like you just ran full speed into the Great Wall of China. They're going in together and leaving together because if one gets more male attention than the others, she must be destroyed, and that's no good for anyone, trust us.
The Way-Too-Old-To-Be-Here - Who invited Mom and Dad? There's always a few. They're like chaperones at the high school dance, except drunker, and dressed even worse. They're fun and harmless enough, though. You gotta give it to 'em for still wanting to have a good time.
The Hit On Everything - Props to Hit On Everything for his unrelenting effort. He's a numbers man. It's quantity, not quality; hit on enough chicks and one is bound to take the bait. His game might not be the best, but this dude is determined, liked a used car salesman, but with himself. Don't feel bad brushing him off. He'll be back for that girl next to you, then the one behind her, then the one hunched over in the corner over there, then the lady selling hot dogs outside, it goes on and on.
